Comments for The Scarvelis Dump http://scarvelis.wordpress.com RAMBLINGS - RUMINATIONS - RECOLLECTIONS Mon, 20 Oct 2008 14:48:30 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 Comment on Brother, Can You Spare A Bean? by MOM http://scarvelis.wordpress.com/2008/10/13/128/#comment-112 MOM Mon, 20 Oct 2008 14:48:30 +0000 http://scarvelis.wordpress.com/?p=128#comment-112 Wear the un-designer rags, eat the road kill, BUT pleeeze don't shave your head!! Wear the un-designer rags, eat the road kill, BUT pleeeze don’t shave your head!!

]]> Comment on Brother, Can You Spare A Bean? by Eran http://scarvelis.wordpress.com/2008/10/13/128/#comment-108 Eran Wed, 15 Oct 2008 04:09:26 +0000 http://scarvelis.wordpress.com/?p=128#comment-108 I'm so happy you're back! It was a long two weeks without you. But even though I missed your rantings I must say this current entry is wrought with fraudulent claims...not too unlike those that are slinging back and forth during this current election debacle. Don't become one of them, Pete. Case in point (number one)...I find it hard to believe you would sacrifice maintaining your mane. It's your pride and glory (not a single gray hair!) and even though you scrounge the entire city for a bargain on designer jeans, I KNOW you wouldn't skimp on product. Second case in point...stating you would take in a boarder is just a blatant lie. I've known you for years and I think I've only been to your house once! It's your sanctuary and you wouldn't share it with anyone (with the exception of Cosmo and Coco). If a boarder moves in before I'm invited back I'll be very upset. Case in point #3...I'm fully aware of your issues with feces and I don't believe any amount of poop or pee would linger in your commode for a second. Plus it would cause a lot of plumbing problems, forcing people to enter your home and save you from your own waste. I guess that's it...not bad for an aspiring political pundit. Overlooking the obvious flaws in your entry, I did laugh out loud at your friend's grandma's comment...she needs to copyright that. And the comment about the Junior League cookbooks...I think my mom used to send me out in the cold Cleveland winters to sell those door to door around Christmas time. Are they still as awful as I remember? That horrible binding and bad food illustrations. "Coon pie" had me doubled over with laughter! Can't wait 'til next week's blog! Night. I’m so happy you’re back! It was a long two weeks without you. But even though I missed your rantings I must say this current entry is wrought with fraudulent claims…not too unlike those that are slinging back and forth during this current election debacle. Don’t become one of them, Pete.

Case in point (number one)…I find it hard to believe you would sacrifice maintaining your mane. It’s your pride and glory (not a single gray hair!) and even though you scrounge the entire city for a bargain on designer jeans, I KNOW you wouldn’t skimp on product.

Second case in point…stating you would take in a boarder is just a blatant lie. I’ve known you for years and I think I’ve only been to your house once! It’s your sanctuary and you wouldn’t share it with anyone (with the exception of Cosmo and Coco). If a boarder moves in before I’m invited back I’ll be very upset.

Case in point #3…I’m fully aware of your issues with feces and I don’t believe any amount of poop or pee would linger in your commode for a second. Plus it would cause a lot of plumbing problems, forcing people to enter your home and save you from your own waste.

I guess that’s it…not bad for an aspiring political pundit.

Overlooking the obvious flaws in your entry, I did laugh out loud at your friend’s grandma’s comment…she needs to copyright that.

And the comment about the Junior League cookbooks…I think my mom used to send me out in the cold Cleveland winters to sell those door to door around Christmas time. Are they still as awful as I remember? That horrible binding and bad food illustrations. “Coon pie” had me doubled over with laughter!

Can’t wait ’til next week’s blog! Night.

]]> Comment on And Now…In Living Color! by MOM http://scarvelis.wordpress.com/2008/07/16/hello-world/#comment-98 MOM Thu, 02 Oct 2008 01:43:15 +0000 #comment-98 PS; I love it!! Mom, again PS; I love it!!

Mom, again

]]> Comment on And Now…In Living Color! by MOM http://scarvelis.wordpress.com/2008/07/16/hello-world/#comment-97 MOM Thu, 02 Oct 2008 01:42:15 +0000 #comment-97 OMG... you could teach elephants a lot about memory! Pete's Mom OMG… you could teach elephants a lot about memory!

Pete’s Mom

]]> Comment on Election Survival Tips by Eran http://scarvelis.wordpress.com/2008/09/22/election-survival-tips/#comment-84 Eran Thu, 25 Sep 2008 02:49:23 +0000 http://scarvelis.wordpress.com/?p=116#comment-84 So, I've given some thought to how I'll be spending the next 5 weeks until the election. I've decided that I will watch as much Lifetime TV as I possibly can, rent all the Cheech and Chong movies ever made and watch them at least twice. And finally I will teach myself to yoddle. So, I’ve given some thought to how I’ll be spending the next 5 weeks until the election. I’ve decided that I will watch as much Lifetime TV as I possibly can, rent all the Cheech and Chong movies ever made and watch them at least twice. And finally I will teach myself to yoddle.

]]> Comment on Election Survival Tips by matthew http://scarvelis.wordpress.com/2008/09/22/election-survival-tips/#comment-80 matthew Tue, 23 Sep 2008 13:12:03 +0000 http://scarvelis.wordpress.com/?p=116#comment-80 Lurid tryst at your mother's house???? Lurid tryst at your mother’s house????

]]> Comment on Election Survival Tips by Eran http://scarvelis.wordpress.com/2008/09/22/election-survival-tips/#comment-77 Eran Tue, 23 Sep 2008 02:47:08 +0000 http://scarvelis.wordpress.com/?p=116#comment-77 I knew this election stuff would finally make you crack! Where's Ralph Nader when you really need him? I knew this election stuff would finally make you crack! Where’s Ralph Nader when you really need him?

]]> Comment on Note by Eran http://scarvelis.wordpress.com/2008/09/08/note/#comment-75 Eran Fri, 19 Sep 2008 19:43:59 +0000 http://scarvelis.wordpress.com/?p=103#comment-75 You guys can pick up a chicken liver at Pete's favorite new grocery store, "the Palace" on W. 117th, and come on over. You guys can pick up a chicken liver at Pete’s favorite new grocery store, “the Palace” on W. 117th, and come on over.

]]> Comment on Seeing Stars by Mary Beth http://scarvelis.wordpress.com/2008/09/15/seeing-stars/#comment-71 Mary Beth Tue, 16 Sep 2008 19:50:08 +0000 http://scarvelis.wordpress.com/?p=107#comment-71 Holy - it was 1999 when you left the check and the laptop on the plane? Only at our former employer could you be praised for such conduct. I can vouch for the Steven Weber incident - wasn't your car stolen that morning and we had to pick you up? Or maybe it was Steven Weber parked behind you and you couldn't get out... I don't remember. I was going through a box of old work things just last week and came across one of the "SHUT UP PETE" pins made after your red carpet incident as it was all you could talk about. You didn't think that so funny and I didn't wear mine that day. You came looking specifically to make sure I wasn't. But I did keep it. :) Holy – it was 1999 when you left the check and the laptop on the plane? Only at our former employer could you be praised for such conduct. I can vouch for the Steven Weber incident – wasn’t your car stolen that morning and we had to pick you up? Or maybe it was Steven Weber parked behind you and you couldn’t get out… I don’t remember.

I was going through a box of old work things just last week and came across one of the “SHUT UP PETE” pins made after your red carpet incident as it was all you could talk about. You didn’t think that so funny and I didn’t wear mine that day. You came looking specifically to make sure I wasn’t. But I did keep it. :)

]]> Comment on Seeing Stars by Narm http://scarvelis.wordpress.com/2008/09/15/seeing-stars/#comment-68 Narm Mon, 15 Sep 2008 21:54:14 +0000 http://scarvelis.wordpress.com/?p=107#comment-68 I have so, so many questions about wings for Steven Weber. I have so, so many questions about wings for Steven Weber.

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